Baka's Adventures in Skyrim Vol. 3
We Know- After killing an "evil witch" who was holding kids captive at an orphanage. Baka recieves a letter (from a clothed messenger this time) that simply says "We Know". Baka of course makes a call back joke only the loyal fans would get. "The Giant Mafia wants me dead. Mr. Estacado won't be happy with a bunch of giant bodies in the lake.....I better sleep it off and think of a new plan." Hours later......"eh....what the...WHERE THE HELL AM....hey baby wats yer name?" And Astrid lets Baka into the Dark Brotherhood.
I WANT YOUR HAT!- Baka was welcomed into the Dark Brotherhood with open arms. He thought playing assasin would be fun. However, the fun turned into unstoppable determination when Cicero arrived. Baka went up to the jester and proclaimed, "I would kill to have an outfit like that." Cicero laughed, "Oh what funny lizard you are. You and Cicero will get along nicely." The desire for Cicero's outfit drove Baka to murder for the Dark Brotherhood until Cicero eventually betrays the Brotherhood giving Baka the oppertuinty he had been waiting for. As Cicero lay wounded he begged Baka to spare him so that they may truely serve the Night Mother and stop Astrid. Baka whispered, "I wasn't joking about your outfit." And for some reason Cicero thought getting up and lying back down repeatedly would make Baka stop engulfing him in flames. Sadly, the delirious jester became a roasted carcas but his clothes were unharmed. Now the the Fool of Skyrim is rumored to strike on dark nights.
Who let the dog in?- While smithing in Whiterun, Baka crafted many leather bracers to improve his skills. Once he stepped back, he found himself riding a dog like a horse. The dog turned around and spoke to him...his name was Barbas. Baka did not know how the dog got all the way from Falkreath to Whiterun in a split second, or the fact that he spawned underneath him. (this was probably the most confusing way to accept a mission i've ever had)